Showing posts with label fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fun. Show all posts

Thursday, February 13, 2020

Favorite Villain Songs

It's been a while since I've written anything. I'm going to start trying again, if anything to keep my mind occupied while I'm waiting to be tired enough to sleep.

Today I've decided to write about my Favorite Villain songs. A good villain makes for a good movie, and their song tells the world quickly what they are about.  These are my current favorites, in no particular order. 

There are other villain songs that I didn't put on the list. It's not cause I don't like them, I'm just getting tired (I wrote this part after I was done with the post).



The Moana soundtrack is fantastic, as are many other Disney movie soundtracks. Though the big song was How Far I'll Go, I personally think this song was the star of the show. It's fantastic. I love the beat, the lyrics are hilarious, and honestly, I really like Tamatoa. What's not to like? 



Dr. Facilier is smooth. It's no wonder he was able to dupe two people into believing him. This song proves it. The animation, colors, and music are fun to listen to. Though he isn't the worst Disney villain, he only managed to kill a bug (still more than other Disney villains), he is definitely one of the creepiest. I definitely wouldn't want to cross paths with him.



Everyone hates the dentist (except Bill Murray in this movie). Everyone loves Elvis. What's not to love a bout a sadistic Elvis dentist? This song is hilarious. I've made a post about it earlier.  Steve Martin does a fantastic job. You can listen to the song but watching the entire move puts it in much better context (just like many other songs on the list).



What's not to love about this rendition? They were fantastic. Very entertaining to watch and listen to. I hope they succeed in completing Hocus Pocus 2, would be fun to watch the Sanderson Sisters.



The Rio soundtrack is phenomenal. The entire movie is great, it's like 20th Century Fox pulled a Disney. And this is the second song on here by Jermaine Clement. This bird is evil, he poops on people and he blames it on seagulls.

Monday, April 17, 2017

DIY Surprise

Several years ago my wife wanted to renovate the half bath on the main floor.  I don't recall why it never happened but I decided today I would make it happen.  My "quick" DIY projects never turn out as quickly as I would like, I don't know why I thought today would be any different.

First, I needed my children to be away.  That would make it much easier to run to the store quickly and back if needed, minimal problems right?  My in-laws were planning on taking the kids away after Easter and I would pick them up Tuesday morning.  Perfect, no kids for an interruption.  That means I could literally wake up and work on it as long as I wanted until Wifey got home.  Nothing bad, plenty of uninterrupted hours.

Before I even left work I get a text message that my in-laws were ill and couldn't watch the kids.  I should have seen it as an omen.  

I decided to proceed, it's not difficult to make a quick change in sinks right?  I inform the kids and we start the day running to the store after breakfast (easily a good 2 hours later than I anticipated).  I also need to run many additional errands now that I have the kids.  Still, I can manage, right?
This sink has been here for almost 12 years, not bad but obviously lacking something.
So I return from the store with my stuff to swap the sink out.  Removing the faucet wasn't a problem. I then tried to remove it from the wall.  I assumed there was just some caulking around the exterior to help secure it.  Boy, I was wrong.

After well over 30 minutes chipping away at the glue I gave up and tried pulling it from the wall.
DOH!
Lot's of hoping and praying this can be covered without a patch job.
Well, I got it off the wall.  And on the plus side there is no hole through the wall.  Even better the new sink can cover it up without patching anything.  Time to move on to attaching the faucet.  I realize quickly I need something from the store again, load up the kids and lets go!

I get home with the tubing to attach the water to the faucet and now I open the faucet.  Crap! I grabbed the wrong one.  There was an identical name that required a much larger sink.  So much for my surprise.  At this point in the game it's too late to get it finished before the wife will get home.  I conceded and explained to her when she got (ruining the surprise).  At least it looks better.

Kept myself out of the doghouse with the cover up.
At this point I have attached everything except the drain.  After working on this project all afternoon (which should've taken me less than 4 hours) I'm finally at a stopping point.  I give up.  I should just realize that I'm not nearly as handy as I used to be and I should just ask for help.  I wasn't able to get to painting the storm door frame but I at least have everything for that.

The finished product. A much needed improvement from the original sink.    
I need to attach it to the wall but that's a job for another day.  Nobody is going to climb on this (that I know of).

All in all at least it was nice to try and surprise the wife.  A 3 week early anniversary present.  It'll be done soon.

Monday, April 10, 2017

Family Oriented

In the ER we take care of people from every profession (obviously, we can't turn anyone away).  Most professions are typical (factory worker, truck driver, teller, food service, etc).  Occasionally we get the more "exotic" professionals.

Tonight was one of those nights.

Making conversation I asked where she worked.  She then divulged a lot of information that was rather interesting.  She used to work at "Gentlemen's Club A" before they lost their liquor license (selling alcoholic drinks to minors).  She then got a job at "Gentlemen's Club B".

Gentlemen's Club A is going to be reopening soon (at least that's what their sign says, I drive past it regularly) so I asked if she was going to return to Club A.  She informed me she would not because Club B was more family oriented.

So, that's not the reason I would ever expect out of an exotic dancer describing her place of employment.  "Hi Son, for your 12th birthday lets go to this family joint I heard about. You'll love it!"  Not exactly what I have in mind.

Her explanation isn't much better.  Club A is more cutthroat there between the workers.  They are likely to kick you while you're down (I pointed out the obvious, all the employees are competing for money).  Apparently Club B is more like a family (wrong choice of words, for all we know this area they could be family) and they are more friendly.

Interesting.  Anyone up for a family outing to Club B?

Thursday, March 2, 2017

Board Games

This post will show the dorkier side of me.

Some friends invited me to a board game convention.  I had a blast.  Basically we arrived on Thursday morning, started playing board games and eventually went to sleep and repeat the next day. Once again, I'm a dork but it was awesome.

Now, not just any board game was played.  Board games like Monopoly and Sorry are "frowned upon" (admittedly just for this I wanted to buy a copy of Monopoly and play the game just to see their reactions).  The games that are played there are more along the obscure side but still entertaining.  Fortunately one of my friends there was more than happy to learn the new games while we played games we are familiar with.

Here are some of those games we played and my take on each one. There are literally hundreds of games there.  Keep in mind most of these games can be time consuming, taking anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour and a half or more.  Because we were still learning most of these games it took a lot longer to play.  Once learned these games would move a lot more quickly.

This will be a long post (we played a lot of games over 2 days) so here are the games I played:  Colosseum, 7 Wonders, Alibi, Can't Stop, Ticket to Ride, Last Spike, Colossal Arena, Furstenfeld, Bacchus' Banquet, Patchwork (I will own this game at some point), Small World, Istanbul, Settlers of Catan, Asteroids, Roll for the Galaxy, Blood Rage (one of my favorites), Code Name Pictures, Loch Ness, Hornet


It's like you're Commodus putting on a show for your people
So with this game you own a colosseum and you're trying to put on the best show.  You collect tiles, trade with your competitors to put on a show.  You try to get the emperor, senators and nobles in your colosseum to get more points.

The game in all it's glory
My take on this game, it's long and entertaining.  I wouldn't play this game with less than 4 people, it's a 5 person max.  It takes at least 2 games to figure out a decent strategy but even with meticulous planning (which can take a while for some people, I tend to be on the quicker side of planning) things can go awry.  I ended up playing the game twice during my stay.  I wouldn't own it but if it gets pulled out somewhere I wouldn't mind joining the game.



Caligula has invited you to party like it's 37 AD.  Some of the guests are there to get gifts, some are there to eat and drink and others there to kill him.  You have to watch your waistline while trying to survive this feast.  Literally.  If you eat too much you die.  And that's just what Caligula wants. In order for him to win he either kills 3 people or eats and drinks a certain amount.  Depending on your character you either try to kill him or attempting to thrive off his scraps.  

This was a very entertaining game.  My only complaint is the turn taking. You only take your turn if someone gives you a gift that you accept.  This can mean you wait a long while between turns.  Overall it moves quickly.



By far the easiest game I learned to play.  Roll the dice, place your 3 markers on the first 3 numbers rolled.  Move your token each time your number is rolled until it reaches the end.  If you don't roll your number before saving your spot you lose your place and start over.

We played this game while the game master learned a new game.  Very addicting but I wouldn't pay full price for this game.  If you see it at a garage sale totally worthwhile.



You're competing track builders trying to buy as much property before the last spike is driven between St. Louis and Sacramento.  The more you own, the more money you get.

This was another filler game while the game master learned another.  This one could be worth purchasing if you had a group of regulars that play games.  Though it can be played with 2 people it would be much more entertaining with more.  At $40 new I'm not sure it would be completely worth it but I don't have enough people to play this game with regularly (and the ones that invited me already own it).  Maybe another day.



Build your army, build your city, get points, that's about all I know about this game.  

The problem I had with this game was it was a last minute game right before we ran off to dinner and 2 people joined.  No problem, no need to be exclusive.  The problem was I was the only person who had never played the game before, I had no clue about the strategy, no idea what was going on and that's about it.  I thought I was doing decent but honestly I don't know what was going on.  I'd be willing to give this game another shot but it would need to be under completely different circumstances.



You build trains to get to your destination.  The longer the train the more points you get.  You can get blocked quickly if you don't build fast enough.  

I actually own this game, got it for Christmas one year from my wife.  I really enjoy this game, the more the merrier.  As I said earlier, this is yet another time consuming game.  It can last over an hour, easily.  Definitely worthwhile.  Though I haven't played the other variations of this game I'm sure they would be great to play.



In this game you're a farmer who sells goods to local breweries.  The supply and demand of those products determines the amount you can sell those products for.  Ultimately you want to buy your own castle, the first to do so wins.

This game was a blast to play.  Though you can play it with 2 people it is definitely meant to be played with more.  The more people playing makes it more difficult to win and competition is always more exciting.



You're trying to build a quilt and fill in as many spaces as you can.  You only have patches to work with.  It's only for 2 players.

This is a game I will definitely own.  It's quick to play and easy to learn.  A wonderful game for one on one time with family.



"The game that started it all".  From what everyone I spoke with at the convention they claim this game is the one that helped propel board gaming to it's current status.  This game is a blast to play.  You're settling a new area and with limited resources you have to build cities, roads, and more settlements.

I've owned this game since the early 2000's.  I bought the 5-6 player expansion along with different expansion games available at that time, Cities and Knights and Seafarers of Catan.  I love this game and wish I could play it much more frequently than I do.  If you haven't played this game, I say go out and get it. After writing this post to give you links I think I own some classic games worth quite a bit of money.  WOOHOO!




This game is like Clue with cards.  And motives.  And so many specifics that it's pretty difficult to figure everything out.

I hate the game Clue (the movie was terrific, love it).  And this game is almost identical to clue.  But instead of who, with what and where you also have why.  And to make it more difficult you may have the right person but if you guess the wrong time of day you get it wrong anyway.  It's horrible and takes forever.  I personally wouldn't bother with this game at all.



This game, from what I understand, has been out of print for a while.  You place bets on which monster you think will survive the arena, while you are able to control (to an extent) what happens and who survives.

This game was entertaining, and with a few tweaks it would be worth purchasing.  Once again if it were in print.  We'll see what happens.  I enjoyed this game.



This is a game of world conquest.  Different races (elves, trolls, magicians, dwarves, skeletons, etc) fight to control the most territory.  You control one race at a time and you choose when to let your current race die and start another race to continue the world domination.

I enjoyed this game.  I could see myself owning this game at some point, if my kids start enjoying games more (and develop more patience).  There are several expansions and again it looks to be worthwhile.



You're a merchant in Istanbul (not Constantinople) and you're trading goods for gems.  You can only move a certain number of spaces and if you run out of "help" you can't do anything until you've collected them.

This was a fun game, takes a while to set up but easy to learn and many different ways to win.  A fun game to play with friends.



For those of us who can remember arcades I'm sure you remember Asteroids.  It was painfully addicting and I'm sure you spend many quarters trying to perfect your game (I never did, I'm horrible at arcade games but it never stopped me from trying).  

This game you're trying to fly your spacecraft to 4 different checkpoints avoiding asteroids along the way. The asteroids move with each dice roll and the number rolled determines the direction each asteroid moves.  We played the easy version of this game, there was no timer.  To increase difficulty you can set a timer so you don't have as much time to plan your route.  

I can't imagine what this game is like using the timer, anxiety increases just thinking about adding that component.  It would take quite a while to plan a route and even then I would miss something and either get hit or run into an asteroid.  There are also other variations of this game, maybe one day I'll venture farther out and play more.



The gist of this game is you roll dice to build and explore the galaxy.  Unfortunately the person who taught me this game wasn't that great at explaining it at all.  It would be worthwhile to learn again but maybe I actually attempt to learn it better myself instead of relying on someone else.




You're a hornet that collects pollen and makes honey.  I always thought bees collected pollen and made honey while hornets were carnivorous thieves.  I don't understand it but the game is amusing.  You definitely have to plan several steps ahead and pray for a lot of luck that things go as planned.

It's your typical party game where you're divided into teams and have to describe to the team where you're pictures are located without actually revealing the actual picture.  You can't guess wrong or the other team wins.

I prefer other party games to this one.  I like games where there is more interaction between everyone, one person here can only say one word and everyone else talks.

Loch Ness


You're a tourist trying to take pictures of the Loch Ness monster.  You move around thinking where the best picture is going to be while the Nessie moves around the lake.

This was a fun game but considering the logistics of the game, it would be much more entertaining with more than 2 people.

Blood Rage


The gist of this game is you're a bunch of viking clans wanting to die in battle to get to Valhalla in order to be resurrected in Ragnorak.  You have a bunch of missions and rage to help you in this quest of a glorious death.  

This honestly was one of my favorite games played there.  The person who explained how to play this game was the same one who explained the Roll for the Galaxy and didn't do a great job but we all caught the gist and it was a load of fun.  If I had people that would play this game regularly with me I would buy this game.



You're trying to smuggle good Mexican food into Canada trying to avoid getting caught by the Mounties.

The premise is simple but it takes a bit to learn.  Unfortunately because of how long it took me to play this game the first time with my family I don't think it'll be played frequently in this household.  I do like this game though and might look into some of the other games this developer has.

Sunday, January 8, 2017

What would you do?


Hypothetically speaking what would you do with your toe if it was amputated in the ED?

Personally I think I would not only get the tattoo shown above but I would probably try and pickle it and put it in a jar.  Or even better (and probably a little less crazy of a conversation point) bury it in the flower garden and make a nice headstone dedicated to the piggy who went to market.

Friday, January 6, 2017

Lego Death Star

I got what I wanted for Christmas, the Lego Death Star.  I admit half of it is technically my son's but I've been talking about it for a long time.  I saved up some money for it but realized the best way to get it is to have part of it be for me.  It's the only way I could justify the purchase (at $500, wow...)

Because my son got many other Lego gifts this was my project to put together and it took me forever.  I timed it because I was curious how long it would take me to put together the 4016 piece beast.  It took over 1115 minutes to complete. Wow, is that right?  So the second time I did the math it came up at 960 minutes.  Ok adding it up the third time I got 1055 minutes (I'm watching Gabriel Iglesias after 2300 on about 5 hours of sleep while attempting to do math, obviously it's not working).  So it takes me somewhere in the ballpark of 960 minutes at 1115 minutes (and maybe a little longer, I'm distracted the entire time watching Frozen Planet, Blue Planet, True Blood if the kids aren't around, helping the boy put his Legos together when he's stuck which isn't very frequently, etc).

WOOHOO! Lego Alderaan beware!
So opening the box was very exciting for me, of all the Star Wars toys I owned growing up (original toys here back in the early 80s) I never had a Death Star.  I dump out the box and there are 3 smaller boxes in the giant box along with several bags and a 320 page spiral bound book of instructions.








Whoa...Alderaan may have to wait a while...Let's hope Jyn doesn't show up


This jumbled mess came out of the box.  I quickly realized this was going to need a bit of organization.  If you've ever put large Lego sets together you know they come with numbered bags to be opened at a certain time in the instructions. (Side note, my niece didn't know this, opened 4 bags worth of Legos and color coordinated them on a different set, took me forever to find everything).


An organized plan, just how the Emperor wanted.
So after the organizing I realize that yes there are numbered bags but as you can (hopefully) see in this picture there are multiple bags per number.  Instead of one bag #1 there are 3 bags. #2 has 5 bags to go with it, #3 has 3 and it goes on and on with 2 bags without numbers on them.  When you open these bags there are even smaller bags inside with the extremely small pieces (the one piece, etc).  Now you're starting to understand a bit why it took me some time to finish.





This is the cutest Dianoga ever! Watch out Luke!
*Pew, Pew, Pew*
I was going to show the completed stages as I finished the Death Star but I decided to cut to the completed project.  I have no clue how to format with this many pictures so hopefully it's not too confusing.  They show the different sections of the Death Star, many moving parts (closing walls in the Trash compactor, trap door in the prisoner cell that drops to the trash compactor, etc).  I look forward to doing more Lego Star Wars projects in the future.  Maybe Boba Fett's ship, the Slave One (hint, hint).























Spartan No More

It's with heavy heart I type these words. Here's my story (I know nobody asked, but I'm not sleeping and I have a computer, so w...