Monday, August 21, 2017

Little Shop of Horrors

Such a cute little thing, I want one.
I remember seeing Little Shop of horrors when I was a kid.  I remember laughing along with the music, the antics of Audrey 2, etc.  As an adult I've come to a few realizations after watching the movie.  It's even better now, especially with these realizations.  I say watch it again, at the time of this posting it's on Hulu.

First realization:  Dr. Orin Scrivello DDS has a great song.  His tenacity for causing pain as a kid is what led him to be a dentist.  And we all know what it's like to visit the dentist.  Let's not forget that everything he does is modeled after The King (that would be Elvis, not Henry).


When I was young and just a bad little kid
My momma noticed funny things I did
Like shootin puppies with a BB gun

I'd poison guppies, and when I was done
I'd find a pussy cat and bash it's head
That's when my momma said

(What did she say?)
She said "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay"

"You'll be a dentist
(Be a dentist)
You have a talent for causing things pain
(Pain)
Son, be a dentist
(Son be a dentist)
People will pay you to be inhumane
(Inhumane)"


Second realization:  Bill Murray makes a cameo.  I completely forgot about this.  This is definitely a great appearance.  Arthur Denton must be masochistic because he is truly enjoying his time with Dr. Orin Scrivello and even embraces the good doctor during a root canal.

He prepped himself and everything while Doc was walking around

Third realization (and last) is the scene after you learn of Audrey 2's plant food.  Spoiler: it's blood.  Then this scene while he's at the radio station attempting to promote the store and the plant:

Shortly after he tries to bite her
When I saw this as a kid I didn't make the connection of what was going on.  I thought he saw a pretty girl and wanted Seymour to make a move.  If you watch the movie, you'll notice shortly before this scene Audrey 2 could smell the blood off Seymour's finger and tried to bite it.  As I watched just now I noticed the subtle sniffing from the plant right after the girl stands in front of it.  I think she might be menstruating.

Saturday, August 19, 2017

It Follows Movie Review

I have a tendency to enjoy watching horror movies after my wife goes to sleep (she doesn't like horror movies, I bought myself wireless headphones so I can hear the TV and she can't).  Sometimes I watch something horrible and other times I find something amusing.  This time I found something amusing with a not so subtle message.  I know there are other websites for movie reviews but I want to do it here, so here goes (spoilers ahead).

It Follows

It Follows is about a 19-year-old girl named Jay who, after a sexual encounter, finds herself being stalked by a supernatural entity.  This entity will stop at nothing to get to her after it is "passed" to her by her boyfriend (ex-boyfriend after the incident).  The ex-boyfriend did her a solid and explained what was going to happen to her now that she has this supernatural stalker.

He's not that bad, only used chloroform after consensual sex to tie her up.
The stand up guy explains that the stalker, who can only be seen by anyone who has received this curse and the only way to get rid of the target on her back is to have sex with someone else and "pass it on".  It never fully finishes with the person who passes it on and it will kill her if it catches her (great guy, giving her a death sentence so he doesn't have to die).
Oh, the supernatural being can look like anyone, anytime. Grandma while she is at school

She becomes paranoid after realizing the entity is out to get her and won't stop.  Her friends eventually believe her and one of her guy friends, Greg, admits to having "feelings" for her.  After he realizes Jay will die because of this entity he has sex with her so she can be safe (he dies a little later, at least he was a "hero").

Jay then has sex with some random people at a lake so she can get rid of the curse (does this make her a serial killer, knowing this supernatural being will kill people?).  She realizes this doesn't work because the ghost stalker is back shortly after.

A plan is derived to kill the ghost (because that makes sense) and it appears they succeed and they go home happier.  The other boy in the group confesses his love for Kelly, they hook up and live happily ever after (until the camera pans out and you see the ghost stalker following them still).

Blood in the water after killing the ghost stalker, cause ghosts can bleed.

My Take

So this is a not so subtle jab at STDs.  Just from the Netflix description of this movie "Jay learns that her date has passed on a lethal curse that can only be shed by sleeping with another unsuspecting partner" you can see she contracted something by sleeping with someone.  And, once again, you sleep with someone to pass the curse (STD) to someone else while never fully getting rid of it yourself.

If you want to scare your kids into not having sex, show them this movie and explain this is what happens when you have unprotected sex.  Or you can show them a pic of genital herpes (or any other STD).  I'm going to let you google your own pics of that one (you'll thank me for not putting it here, your own fault if you search the images).

This movie was entertaining enough.  It gave me a couple of jumps, even if it was mostly predictable.  Worth a watch at least once.

Thursday, August 10, 2017

A Sad Truth

The other day I was meeting up with my in-laws at a mall parking lot to drop my children off.  When we arrived there was a helicopter flying someone out, ambulances, fire trucks and police cars were everywhere.  Nothing unusual for an emergency where they are flying someone out.

After the helicopter leaves I decide to take a nap in the car while waiting for my in-laws to arrive.  Great music was playing in the background, it was relaxing and I had a long day of work ahead of me.  My kids were occupied, the AC was blasting, it was perfect.

Ten minutes pass by in a nice slumber when I'm startled awake by a tapping at my chamber door (window, just the car window).  I see an unmarked police van parked in front of me and an officer at my window.

Officer, "How are you doing?"
Me (a little confused), "Good, just taking a nap before work."
Officer, "Where do you work?"
Me, "I'm a nurse in the ER down the road."
Officer (laughing), "So you understand why I woke you up."

At first I had no clue why he was waking me up.  It dawns on me quickly the way it looked.  I'm in a large parking lot, not many people around, it's cool and I'm in a shady spot.  The officer thought I overdosed.  He was checking to observe the situation to see if he needed any backup.

We have a good laugh, I thank him for checking up on me even though it wasn't necessary.

I thought about it later and realized that's sad.  We live in a time where people are overdosing daily.  In the ER where I work it's unusual for us to go a day without treating an overdose.  And it's happening in cars as well, just do a quick google search of overdose in a vehicle.

I'm glad the officer checked up on me, if something had happened my children would have been cared for quickly.

Tuesday, August 1, 2017

Why?

So I feel like I'm using this blog as a venting ground but whatever.  If I don't I'm going to snap at someone and put myself at risk of losing my career.

My day starts off with my supervisor asking me to come in early.  Apparently one guy is targeting me and a handful of others and tattling that we have cell phones out in the department. He is also claiming my documentation isn't "up to par" and they have a lot of things to do when my shift is over and I've left.  He's targeting me so much that I'm one step away from being written up and put on probation.  He hasn't confronted me, he is spineless and would rather stab you in the back.  I'm pretty close to telling him off (I'm probably never going to do it, I don't do well with confrontation).

I clock in and start my shift, already disheartened from the situation above.  I get an ambulance in one of my rooms and this person is really ill.  He has a pneumothorax (a collapsed lung) in addition to pneumonia and a shitty medical history.  I've taken care of him before and he is really sick.  He gets intubated because he can't tolerate Bipap (a breathing machine, puts positive pressure on the lungs, not a good idea for the pneumothorax) and he isn't doing well on his normal nasal cannula.

Long story short (too late) as the doctor is inserting the chest tube (he has received rocuronium and etomidate for the intubation process) he goes into PEA (pulseless electrical activity, the machine picks up on the heart rhythm but there is no heart beat).  Start chest compressions and ACLS protocol.  He goes into V-tach (ventricular tachycardia, not a good rhythm, needs to be shocked ASAP) and finally after 30 minutes of working him we get him back.

This person is 1:1, I need to be in there and I can't leave him alone.  He gets an A-line (inserted into the artery to give us accurate blood pressures and instant changes), central line (IV access inserted by the doctor that goes deep into the larger veins), peripheral line, and intraosseous line (IV into the bone) by the time we're done.  I end up working with this patient for almost 4 hours before I can do anything else.

While working with this patient someone else takes care of my other 3 patients.  She discharges 2 of them.  The charge nurse puts a sick person in one room and at 3pm she leaves.  She never told me about my new patient. She never asked anyone to watch that patient. The person who cared for and discharged the other patients left at 3pm also.  I have no clue what's going on outside of my 1:1.  The next charge nurse puts another really sick patient in my other empty room.  In my opinion those rooms either should have been closed or they should have received a different nurse to take care of them while I was with my sick patient.  Nope.

Backtrack a little.  I have a patient being admitted because she is having difficulty breathing.  The patient is in no acute respiratory distress, she is actually able to complete sentences without struggling to breathe and she is stable.  She is in room 32.  While I'm literally doing chest compressions Someone asks me to answer the phone because the hospitalist needs to talk to me about room 32 and how she needs me to put orders to change her room assignment.  I ask the messenger to tell the hospitalist to do her own fucking job (I'm not sure it was relayed in that manner).  I continued to get requests from the hospitalist regarding room 32 like why didn't you change the bed request or can you administer meds or can you put in orders for me.  Each time I had to explain I was in the middle of taking care of someone else and she would either have to do it herself or wait (guess what she did, if you guessed she did her job YOU'RE WRONG!).  At one point I finally got some orders in for this lazy, incompetent POS hospitalist and I ask the lab to draw her blood because of everything going on.  They come over and inform me the patient has a port and they can't access blood from a port.  OK, well I didn't ask her to access the port so I assume the lab tech drew blood because she moved on.  There are other ways to draw blood, just because a patient has a port doesn't mean you can't find a way.  I guess that's my fault for assuming.  She had walked off without drawing her blood, leaving me to do it for her.

While I'm still dealing with the aftermath of my sick (almost dead) patient they continue to give me ambulances and expect me to care for them as well.

Even though I'd never walk away from a job (I don't ever want to put my license at risk), I was about to snap.  My usual mostly composed responses to frustrating questions were a little testy and snide (like room 32 asking for dinner even though her blood sugar was 700, my response to the messenger was "tell the fat fucker to stop eating like a pig so her sugar is more easily controlled and maybe I can give her a trough", hopefully room 32 didn't hear that).

This makes me wonder why it's OK for nurses to fix hospitalists problems.  Why is it OK for them to fuck up and expect us not only to catch their mistake but correct it both in the computer and before it touches the patient?  I don't get paid to do their job and they won't give me money to do so.  So why do I have to put up with their incompetence while they expect us to fix their shit?

I need a mental day. Glad I don't return until Saturday for my next shift.  Until then my job can just fuck off.

Spartan No More

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