Sweet Parenting Necessities

I've been a parent for 8 years. I must admit there are a LOT of things I wish were available when I was looking for things to go with my special baby.  Here is a list for you in case you're wondering.  I put the links in case you're looking where to buy them.  I'm sure there will be more things to add to the list at some point, scrolling through I found many interesting other items for toddlers, I'm sure that'll be a post one day.  Enjoy!

NoseFrida

Baby has a cold? Suffering his (or her) first round of allergies?  What better way to clear the nose than suck it out yourself? Who knows how much suction those bulbs do? As a plus you get a salty little treat while baby gets to breathe easier!

http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/entertainment/kids/nosefrida-the-snotsucker-nasal-aspirator.asp

Windi the Gasser

From the makers of Nosefrida comes Windi the Gasser.  Every kid gets the Colic. This can be extremely frustrating. Sometimes nothing seems to help (belly rubs and moving the legs around helped our a bit but not always). What to do? Insert a straw to help get the gas out. Careful about the poop coming out!

http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/household/miscellaneous/windi-the-gaspasser-gas-colic-reliever.asp

Bowser baby carrier

Everybody needs to carry their young baby around.  This shows everybody you care while at the same time telling them touching is prohibited without permission (see the spikes, means no touch!)

https://www.etsy.com/listing/254757951/new-king-bowser-koopa-universal-baby?source=aw&awc=6220_1462243610_8cc9c6c1f9a01ca987f60c9a45eca908&utm_source=affiliate_window&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=us_location_buyer&utm_content=226441

Mustache Pacifier

Every kid needs a pacifier, especially when the boob needs a break.  Why not give the kid a mustache while you're at it?  Those milk mustaches are so cliche.

http://www.amazon.com/Mustache-Pacifier-Unique-Baby-Shower/dp/B015ESTKEY/ref=pd_rhf_gw_p_img_12?ie=UTF8&refRID=0NG2WYKBPRBDSN9A41HM

Tactical Diaper Bag

Every new parent needs a diaper bag.  Don't get those flowery diaper bags that everyone has (yes I got one, my wife didn't give me an option).  This is the diaper bag every man (and woman) needs. 

 In addition to carrying pouches for snacks, diapers, wipes, and baby bottle storage, the changing mat has an extra pouch to hold the diaper. This becomes extremely useful when trying to change the diaper quickly.  You can wipe the mat down easily (especially useful when the baby has a blowout, and those cute little baby bottoms will most certainly cause poop to explode out the diaper).

http://www.amazon.com/Tactical-Baby-Gear-Military-Changing/dp/B01A61KFIO/ref=sr_1_1_s_it?s=baby-products&ie=UTF8&qid=1463193687&sr=1-1&keywords=tactical+diaper+bag&refinements=p_72%3A1248867011

Zombie Doll

Every baby needs a cute little stuffed toy to cuddle when snuggling next to mommy (or daddy) isn't possible.  Something they relate to comfort when the babysitter arrives.  Why not the zombie doll?  I can just imagine Grandma watching in horror as baby starts teething on the zombies head.  Oh the joy (I mean horror).

http://www.amazon.com/Plush-Zombie-Undead-Stuffed-Toy/dp/B01AKNC6NA/ref=sr_1_24?ie=UTF8&qid=1463195094&sr=8-24&keywords=zombie+baby